Arbitrage pétanque
Arbitrage pétanque
Paquita Refereeing: The boss’s surprise
The boss’s surprise! 🔴😱 Many people think pétanque is a sport without sanctions... until they cross my path! This player has just discovered that the red card is not an urban legend. ⚖️ Immediate exclusion! What do you think they did to end up here? (Be imaginative in the comments! 👇) #petanque #refereeing #paquita #redcard #sanction #rules #surprise #passionpetanque #boulodrome #petanquelife #fairplay
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Paquita Refereeing: The moment of truth with Paquita
The moment of truth with Paquita! 😂💯 Paquita has brought out the heavy artillery: the precision laser to settle a disputed point. Look at the players in the background; they already know the verdict will be final and that they have lost the end! The “Laser of Truth” never lies. 👀🔴 👇 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #laserofthetruth #precision #truth #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #burnout #petanquelife
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Paquita Refereeing: The Moment Referee Paquita Turns into a Volcano
The moment referee Paquita turns into a volcano! 😂🌋 He is completely relaxed, lighting a small cigarette in the circle, as if nothing were happening. She is TOTALLY NOT! The rules are clear: nicotine belongs at the refreshment stand, not on the court! 🚭⚖️ #petanque #refereeing #paquita #tension #nocigarette #prohibited #petanquehumour #bouledrome #regulations #burnout #petanquelife
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Paquita Refereeing: 📢 FOLLOWING YOUR MANY REQUESTS
📢 FOLLOWING YOUR MANY REQUESTS... We are getting serious! Thousands of you reacted, so we have decided: the referee of the future is coming to the courts! 🧐⚖️ Because the only “joint” we now accept is the one between the boules! 😂😂 No more drifting off; now we aim at the jack with clear minds. But is this really what you want for our pétanque courts?
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Paquita Refereeing: The FFPJP rules are clear, but my stomach is even clearer
The FFPJP rules are clear, but my stomach is even clearer! 🥪⚖️ 7–5 or not, when it’s lunchtime, it’s lunchtime! Look at them behind me, they look as if I’ve just cancelled the world final. 😂 Passion is good, but saucisson is better. Tell me in the comments! #petanque #refereeing #paquita #lunch #break #petanquehumour #bouledrome #hunger #petanquelife #priority
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Paquita Refereeing: To referee a real petanque game, two arms are no longer enough
To referee a real petanque game, two arms are no longer enough! 😂🐙 Between the timer for playing time, the tape measure for disputed points, the whistle for keeping order and the card for the troublemakers... Paquita had to mutate! ⚖️ #petanque #refereeing #paquita #shiva #superheros #petanquehumour #boulodrome #mental_load #petanquelife #pressure
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Paquita Refereeing: OFFICIAL: Notice of an unlimited strike filed
OFFICIAL: Notice of an unlimited strike filed! 😂⚖️ I have put down my whistle, my tape measure and my dignity. Working conditions have become unacceptable on this court. Look behind me… they have officially lost their minds! I am on strike; they can measure everything themselves now. 🔴👇 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #strike #unacceptableworkingconditions #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #burnout #petanquelife #respect
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Paquita Refereeing: Today we innovate: I am asking for VAR (Video Assistant Referee)
Today we innovate: I am asking for VAR (Video Assistant Referee)! Tired of endless debates about “It’s good, there are two fingers” or “It’s my point”. I take out my magic remote and we check the image 📺⚖️ #petanque #arbitrage #paquita #VAR #technology #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #dispute #petanquelife #innovation
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Paquita Refereeing: Burnout at the pétanque court
Burnout at the pétanque court! 🤯 I made it to end 4… Apparently, trying to explain the rules to bad-faith pétanque players is my limit. I’m handing back my referee badge and going for a drink; they can explain things to each other now! 😂🍷👇 #petanque #arbitrage #paquita #burnout #humourpetanque #boulodrome #reglement #epuisee #passion #petanquelife #mauvaisefoi
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Paquita Refereeing: True courage in pétanque is not shooting on iron
True courage in pétanque is not shooting on iron. It is having to decide when there is 0.0 mm between two boules. 😭 Then you are no longer a referee. You are an ophthalmologist, surveyor, judge, mediator… and a bit of a magician too. Honestly, what do you do in that situation? 😂 #Pétanque #Humour #Referee #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Refereeing: When a pétanque game lasts so long that it turns from a competition into a survival course
When a pétanque game lasts so long that it turns from a competition into a survival course. 😭🔦 End 12. 11:47 p.m. Headlamp, torch, whistle… and the referee stays serious as if all of this were perfectly normal. Have you ever finished a game in the dark? 😂 #Pétanque #Humour #Referee #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Refereeing: When the referee is more motivated than the entire weather forecast
When the referee is more motivated than the entire weather forecast. 😭☔ The court is soaked, the players hesitate, the sky threatens, but she is there with her giant umbrella like: “The match continues.” Honestly, do we play in the rain or go home? 😂 #Petanque #Humour #Referee #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Refereeing: When both want to be right at the same time, the solution is simple: one card each
When both want to be right at the same time, the solution is simple: one card each. 😌🟨🟨 No favoritism, no debate, no long story. We hand out equality, then resume the end. Have you ever seen a scene like this on a court? 😂 #Petanque #Humour #Referee #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Refereeing: I learned the hard way
I learned the hard way. 😅🎯 When the shooter sends everything… except to the right place, you start thinking about safety 😂 Is a helmet mandatory at your club, or not yet? 👇 I want your honest answers… and your worst memories of “approximate” shooting 😭 #petanque #humour #shooter #safety #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Refereeing: End 2
End 2. Already 8 complaints. 😭🎯 At this point, it is no longer a game… it is a disputes service with a waiting line 😂 Have you ever queued for a dispute? 👇 And above all: a discreet sign or shouting the same thing louder? 😏 #petanque #humour #dispute #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Refereeing: When measuring becomes serious… but you take it far too seriously 😭🎯 “So I can see without anyone blocking my view.”
When measuring becomes serious… but you take it far too seriously 😭🎯 “So I can see without anyone blocking my view.” Yes, this is definitely aerial surveillance 😂 Do you know players capable of going this far for a measurement? 👇 #petanque #humour #measuring #refereeing #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Refereeing: He was looking for his boule everywhere
He was looking for his boule everywhere... Look closely at the bottom! 😂 Has this ever happened to you? #petanque #humour #boule #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour #bouliste #insolite #petanquetime #suddefrance #mdr #passionpetanque
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Paquita Refereeing: FIND THE FOUL 👀 This time, there is a big clue: it is a playing ground… not a construction site 😅🎯 So: YELLOW or RED card?
FIND THE FOUL 👀 This time, there is a big clue: it is a playing ground… not a construction site 😅🎯 So: YELLOW or RED card? 👇 I want your answers in the comments: yellow, red, and above all why 😏 #petanque #refereeing #humour #lapetanqueparpaquita #yellowcard #redcard
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Paquita Refereeing: The pétanque player's weather chart 🎯🌦️ Because in pétanque, one thing never changes: there is always an excuse
The pétanque player's weather chart 🎯🌦️ Because in pétanque, one thing never changes: there is always an excuse. 😂 sunshine: “I had it in my eyes” rain: “the ground was muddy” wind: “it deflected my boule” cloudy: “not enough light” What is the best excuse you have heard? 👇 #petanque #excuses #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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