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Paquita Refereeing: Let’s start strong with a trick question: Can you play with a magnetised boule?
Let’s start strong with a trick question: Can you play with a magnetised boule? 🤔 Seasoned pointers and shooters know the answer... Do you? Pick the matching emoji: ✅ YES 🤔 MAYBE 😡 NO. You have 15 seconds (and not one more!) to leave your answer in the comments! 👇 #Petanque #Leisure #Quiz #Boules #Rules #SportsPassion
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Paquita Refereeing: New quiz
New quiz! So, option A, B or C? 😂📏⚖️ #Petanque #SportsQuiz
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Paquita Refereeing: So
So... still ready to challenge the referee? 😂💼⚖️ #Football #Refereeing #Respect
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Paquita Refereeing: Who will still dare dispute the point with equipment like this
Who will still dare dispute the point with equipment like this? 😎🔴🛰️ #Petanque #Innovation #Fair
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Paquita Refereeing: So
So... who wants to go first? Blow into the balloon! 😂🌬️ #Petanque #Inspection #Safety
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Paquita Refereeing: So
So... who still wants to dispute the point? 😂🔴 #Petanque #Technology #Justice
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Paquita Refereeing: Here we check the point and everything else
Here we check the point and everything else! Ready for the test? 😂 #Petanque #FairPlay #Humour
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Paquita Refereeing: I blew so hard that they started to doubt 😂 #Petanque #Buzz #Humour
I blew so hard that they started to doubt 😂 #Petanque #Buzz #Humour
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Paquita Refereeing: I thought I had seen everything, but the level has gone up a notch
I thought I had seen everything, but the level has gone up a notch! 🦄⚖️ Today, a compliance check for this magnificent unicorn cap “La Boule d’Or”. Between the golden horn and the suspended jack used to check throwing height, this is a major technical innovation! 😂 As a referee, I must stay firm: is this proper attire for an official competition or an attempt at psychological destabilization through the rainbow? 🌈🚫 #petanque #unicorn #refereeing #paquita #noncompliantoutfit #petanquehumour #boulodrome #style #passionpetanque #petanquelife #rules #unusual
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Paquita Refereeing: “OUCH OUCH OUCH!”
« AÏE AÏE AÏE ! 😱🎯 La glace est sauve, mais le tibia, c'est une autre histoire ! Voilà ce qui arrive quand on est au mauvais endroit au mauvais moment. Le joueur visait le point, mais c'est le spectateur qui a servi de butée ! 🍦⚖️ En tant qu'arbitre, je dois trancher : responsabilité du joueur qui doit maîtriser sa trajectoire, ou du spectateur qui doit rester vigilant derrière les lignes ? 🧐⚖️ 👇 À votre avis, qui est en tort ici ? > 1️⃣ Le joueur 🎯 2️⃣ Le spectateur et sa vanille-fraise 🍦 #petanque #accident #arbitrage #paquita #ouille #glace #humourpetanque #boulodrome #passionpetanque #petanquelife #casdecole »
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Paquita Refereeing: Who said refereeing was not a top-level sport
Who said refereeing was not a top-level sport? 🏃♀️💨 When you have 47 courts to watch and 3 disputes break out at the same time on opposite sides of the boulodrome, it becomes cross-fit! ⚖️😭 I hope you appreciate my strides, because by the end of the day I have covered more kilometres than the boules! 😂👇 And your referee: more “leisurely walk” or “Olympic sprint”? #petanque #refereeing #paquita #marathon #sprint #petanquehumour #boulodrome #passionpetanque #sport #petanquelife #dispute
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Paquita Refereeing: The calm before the storm
The calm before the storm! 🧘♀️⚖️ People often ask me how I manage to stay impartial with 47 courts in uproar… My method? Astral connection with the jack! 😂 Either I am meditating to make the fairest decision, or I am taking a micro-nap while waiting for the shooter to finally release their boule… you choose! 👇 #petanque #zen #refereeing #paquita #meditation #patience #petanquehumour #boulodrome #calm #petanquepassion #petanquelife
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Paquita Refereeing: Wait a minute, butterfly!
Wait a minute, butterfly! ✋⚖️ There is nothing more annoying for a referee than a player who picks up the jack while the situation is still being explained or the point is still being validated. That means an immediate yellow card for disrespect and obstructing the proper progress of the game! 🟡😤 Do not touch the jack until the referee has finished the job. #petanque #refereeing #paquita #yellowcard #patience #respect #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #petanquelife
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Paquita Refereeing: The referee has already lost patience 😭 #Petanque #Referee #Humour #Buzz #Paquita
The referee has already lost patience 😭 #Petanque #Referee #Humour #Buzz #Paquita
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Paquita Refereeing: Instant giant red card 😭 What do you think he is doing
Instant giant red card 😭 What do you think he is doing? #Petanque #Referee #Buzz #Humour #Paquita
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Paquita Refereeing: I need respiratory assistance
I need respiratory assistance! 😱💨 How am I supposed to measure the point if the player sends me a smoke screen worthy of a rock concert? At this level, it is no longer pétanque, it is magic! ✨ 👇 What advice do you have for handling this precise situation? Help me, I can no longer see my boules! 😂 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #smoke #incredible #petanquehumour #bouledrome #rules #petanque passion #petanquelife #sos
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Paquita Refereeing: Who said the season stopped in winter?
Who said the season stopped in winter? ❄️🧤 Today, we are launching the “Ice Challenge”! But a question arises for the referee that I am: isn’t this regulation jack a little too small to be spotted in the powder snow? 🔴🔍 Can the rules be adapted when the terrain becomes extreme, or must we stick to FFPJP standards even at -10°C? ⚖️ #petanque #refereeing #paquita #snow #extremepetanque #icechallenge #jack #petanquehumour #bouledrome #passionpetanque #petanquelife #cold
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Paquita Refereeing: Today’s textbook case
Today’s textbook case! ⚖️🪨 The jack has decided to play hide-and-seek under a stone. Panic for the pointers: do we touch it or not? 😱 As referee, I am watching you... 👀 So, in your opinion, do the rules allow moving the stone to see the jack? I will give the official answer (and the rule number!) a little later! 😉 #petanque #refereeing #paquita #rules #jack #dispute #bouledrome #passionpetanque #petanquelife #textbookcase #ffpjp
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Paquita Refereeing: 709 grams
709 grams... and 1 kilo of excuses! 😂 Share if you know a player like that! #petanque
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Paquita Refereeing: Anti-doping control at the boulodrome
Anti-doping control at the boulodrome! We blow and play, Paquita is watching. 🍷
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Paquita Refereeing: IT IS GOING TO EXPLODE
IT IS GOING TO EXPLODE! 🤜💥 Today, we are opening a real debate: must the referee remain neutral in Nike or may she wear the famous Ricard cap to honour the boulodrome? 🧢🟡 Some say it is the soul of petanque, others say it is a total lack of seriousness. I ask the question: MUST stay professional or RULE ABUSE? 🧐 👇 Vote in the comments: 👍 for MUST 😡 for ABUSE #petanque #debate #refereeing #paquita #ricard #nike #tradition #petanquehumour #boulodrome #rules #petanquelife #makeitforme
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Paquita Refereeing: Fair play is sacred
Fair play is sacred! 🥋🔇 There is nothing worse than a phone ringing just as the shooter releases their boule. To protect the silence of the boulodrome, Paquita switches to Ninja mode! 💥 Between the red card and the roundhouse kick to silence the ringtone, my heart is torn... 😂 And you, does it drive you crazy when a phone rings while you are playing? 👇 Tell me your reaction in the comments! #petanque #refereeing #paquita #ninja #fairplay #silence #petanquehumour #boulodrome #action #petanquelife #karate
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