Pétanque Humor
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Paquita Humour: Uh
“Hmm... wait, I’m still thinking!” 🤔⏳♎ We all have that Libra partner who weighs the pros and cons for 10 minutes before every boule. Point? Shoot? Play a set-up shot? Measure again? The hourglass empties, the opponents fall asleep, but they are searching for the perfect balance! 😂 Sure, they are the kings of strategy and harmony, but when it’s time to send the iron, hesitation is their worst enemy. 👇 Tag your favourite Libra who takes longer to choose a shot than to play the game! #Petanque #Astrology #Libra #Indecision #PetanqueHumour #PetanqueLife #BoulesSport #Zodiac #Petanqueland #Strategy
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Paquita Humour: You lost?
You lost? Off to the sofa! 🛋️🚫💀 We all know how the evening ends: you get home at 11 p.m., you've made a mess all day, and on top of losing, you end up on the sofa because your better half has had enough of your boules stories! 😂 Apparently, for some people, the jack is off-limits tonight... 🙊 👇 Tag the lousy shooter on your team who knows their sofa better than the middle of the circle! #Petanque #PetanqueHumour #CoupleLife #Jack #PetanqueLife #BoulesSport #Loser #Sofa #Petanqueland #PetanquePassion
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Paquita Humour: Wanted: Who has a Virgo partner?
Wanted: Who has a Virgo partner? ♍👀😂 You can spot them instantly on the court: they clean their boules after every end, complain if the circle is not perfectly drawn, and measure four times with three different tools… even when nobody is watching! 😂📏 Their obsession with detail and perfectionism can drive the opponent (and partner!) crazy, but admit it: nobody is better at pointing the jack to the millimetre. 🎯✨ 👇 Tag your favourite Virgo who confuses the boulodrome with a NASA laboratory! #Petanque #Astrology #Virgo #Perfectionist #PetanqueHumour #PetanqueLife #BoulesSport #Zodiac #Petanqueland #PetanquePassion
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Paquita Humour: Pétanque is a precision sport… but also a sport of fake diplomacy
Pétanque is a precision sport… but also a sport of fake diplomacy. 😭 What he says: “Great shot!” What he thinks: “I would have done better with my eyes closed.” What he says: “Well played.” What he thinks: “I hate you.” Let’s be honest… this sign sums up some courts far too well. 😂 #Pétanque #Humour #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Humour: The Lion in pétanque is not just a player… it’s an event
The Lion in pétanque is not just a player… it’s an event. 😭 He scores a point, raises his arms, thanks the crowd, savours the moment… even though there is actually no one there. Well, there are two players, a bench, and a man walking his dog. 😂 We all know a Lion like that on the courts, don’t we? #Astrology #Leo #Pétanque #Humour #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Humour: Pétanque is truly the only sport where you can go through every emotion in a single end
Pétanque is truly the only sport where you can go through every emotion in a single end. 😭 “It was tactical.” “IT’S THE TERRAIN.” “Shall we replay this point?” “I’m quitting pétanque.” “Shall we play another game?” In short… exemplary emotional stability. 😂 #Pétanque #Humour #LaPetanqueParPaquita
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Paquita Humour: Today, a portrait of Cancer in pétanque: sensitive, hurt, shaken… and surrounded by a psychological support team at every missed point
Today, a portrait of Cancer in pétanque: sensitive, hurt, shaken… and surrounded by a psychological support team at every missed point. 😭 Talent is there. The mental game, however, sometimes takes a little detour. 😂 #Cancer #AstroPetanque #Humour
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Paquita Humour: In pétanque, there are 2 schools: 🌸 Grandma or 🎯 Failed champion So tell me honestly: who do you play like?
In pétanque, there are 2 schools: 🌸 Grandma or 🎯 Failed champion So tell me honestly: who do you play like? 👇 And above all… tag the culprit 😂 #petanque #humour #boules #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Humour: GEMINI ♊🎯 He says shoot
GEMINI ♊🎯 He says shoot. Then he says point. And in the end… he mostly says everything and its opposite 😂 Do you know one like that? Tag your pétanque Gemini 👇 #petanque #humour #gemini #astropetanque #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Humour: At pétanque, there are 2 types of players: 🤝 The one who accepts or 🔦 The one who never accepts. So tell me honestly: which one do you play with?
At pétanque, there are 2 types of players: 🤝 The one who accepts or 🔦 The one who never accepts. So tell me honestly: which one do you play with? 👇 And above all… tag the culprit 😂 #petanque #humour #fairplay #dispute #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Humour: TAURUS ♉🎯 He has played the same way since 1987
TAURUS ♉🎯 He has played the same way since 1987. He will not change. Ever. 😂 Same boule, same gesture, same opinion about everything… and above all, no intention of evolving 😭 Do you know one like this? Tag your pétanque Taurus 👇 #petanque #humour #taurus #astropetanque #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Humour: At pétanque, there are two schools: 🪑 Grandpa or 💡 Influencer. So tell me honestly: which one do you play with?
At pétanque, there are two schools: 🪑 Grandpa or 💡 Influencer. So tell me honestly: which one do you play with? 👇 And above all… tag the culprit 😂 #petanque #humour #bouleplayers #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Humour: ARIES ♈🎯 He shoots before looking
ARIES ♈🎯 He shoots before looking. Often at the jack. But always with absolutely immense confidence 😂 Know someone like that? Tag your pétanque Aries 👇 #petanque #humour #aries #astropetanque #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Humour: In pétanque, there are always 2 types: 🎯 The silent one or 📣 The commentator So tell me honestly: which one do you play with?
In pétanque, there are always 2 types: 🎯 The silent one or 📣 The commentator So tell me honestly: which one do you play with? 👇 And above all… tag the one from your team 😂 #petanque #humour #boulesplayers #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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Paquita Humour: Scientific study of the average pétanque player 🎯📊 Verdict: 40% complain about the ground 30% give advice 20% look for their boules 10% actually play 😂 False or too true?
Scientific study of the average pétanque player 🎯📊 Verdict: 40% complain about the ground 30% give advice 20% look for their boules 10% actually play 😂 False or too true? 👇 I want to know which part of the pie chart represents your team 😏 #petanque #humour #averageplayer #lapetanqueparpaquita #petanquehumour
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